Hello, my name is Rosie and I have a new home. I discovered that if I poo and pee anywhere in the house and bark and whine all night and chew on things I shouldn't, the punishment becomes a lot less severe when I look at people like this while they're cleaning it up. These people are so easy to manipulate, it's almost fun just to see how they melt when I lay on the charm after I've just laid a load on their bedroom floor. When that gets boring I'll start going outside to do it.
